Shit that could potentitally be helpful for school





marstark:

ALWAYS

REBLOG

SPANISH

RAP


How to finish that last minute assignment 

cjshark:

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leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101


A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice: 

  • Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
  • Him: No.
  • Me: Why not?
  • Him: Because I don't find men attractive
  • Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
  • Him: ....... I can't.
  • Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????

Sing to tune of Frère Jacques 

onthislonelydock:

“Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han

Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han

Sui, Tang, Song

Sui, Tang, Song

Yuan, Ming, Qing, Republic

Yuan, Ming, Qing, Republic

Mao Zedong

Mao Zedong”

You’re welcome.


tagged as: #whap #apwh #ap world #dynasties

WHAP Study Session with James 

  • James: What was the Protestant Reformation?
  • Me: Hell, I don't know, I'm barely starting the Medieval section.
  • James: Fine, it was when Martin Luther was all, "Fuck you church" and did that paper thing and protested.

1 year ago on 10 Jun, 12 | 1 notes via kenachu
tagged as: #whap #I love James! #rant

The Secret to Life 

  • Teacher: Now, can someone tell me why the Swiss did not get involved in World War II?
  • Student: Because they're neutral.
  • Teacher: Yes, they are, but what do they have that makes them neutral?
  • Me: Chocolate
  • Teacher: No, actually-
  • Me: Chocolate
  • Class: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Teacher: Swiss bank accounts, too much money on the line forces them to neutrality.
  • Me: *under breath* chocolate...

1 year ago on 10 Jun, 12 | 7 notes via heresmysurrender